I expected something bad in an utterly mind-boggling way and boy, did this film pay off! One of those rare instances where the quality of the writing and direction is exactly inversely proportional to the (frankly, kinda masochistic) enjoyment i got out of this glorious trainwreck. This is a movie that butchers every note, overstretches every beat, misses every cue and fumbles every point it's trying to make. It's the Citizen Kane of misguided filmmaking decisions, i've never seen anything quite like it and i kinda love it!