I'm coming to a conclusion that this perpetual man-child Steven Spielberg, that low-rent wannabe Brian DePalma (who's an utterly overrated figure in his own right if you ask me), is actually marking the precise point here at which cinema itself took a wrong turn and drove into a ditch, kicking off a sad legacy of wacky, dumb and shallow blockbuster cinema that just should be put out of its misery already.