In the wake of their first documentary's success, Peter and Sam point their investigative lens at St. Bernardine, a private high school recently terrorized by a vandal known only as The Turd Burglar.

In the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images, two aspiring sophomore documentarians investigate the controversial and potentially unjust expulsion of troubled senior (and known dick-drawer) Dylan Maxwell.