Cavemen Stan and Ollie vie for the affections of a stone-age beauty.

An escaped convict is out to kill the judge who sentenced him. Two inept detectives are hired to guard the judge.

A con artist and a midget dressed as her infant son, are unmasked aboard a ship by a steward.

Dimwitted Cuthbert Hope is enlisted in the army, and gets himself and his sergeant in constant trouble.

Stan is a sailor whose girl gets kidnapped by a rough sea captain. Stan dresses in drag and seduces the captain but the captain's wife catches him. Stan and his girl beat a hasty retreat as the captain's wife fires off a parting shot.