Peter Watts Is An Angry Sentient Tumor

“Comfort, of course, is the last thing that Watts wants to give.” —New York Review of Science Fiction

“Watts, undoubtedly, is a genius.” ―Medium

Which of the following is true?

• Peter Watts is banned from the U.S.
• Watts almost died from flesh-eating bacteria.
• A schizophrenic man living in Watts's backyard almost set his house on fire.
• Watts was raised by Baptists who really sucked at giving presents.
• Peter Watts said to read this book. Or else.