Husband and wife move to #Russia from #Canada with 8 of their kids because Canada has scary scary gays and trans people. Now their Russian bank won't release their money to them.
Once when I was a kid I stuck a bicycle pump in my mouth, pushed the plunger down, and proceeded to projectile vomit because I opened the sphincter between my stomach and my esophagus with the pressure.
At that point in my life I was a cosmic level genius compared to these two walnut brains.
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