that's it. I'm forking #Firefox
pleased to announce my new Firefox fork called OceanBurn
OceanBurn implements a new system called Assisted & Simplified Searching (ASS), a privacy-preserving form of AI! what it does is, whenever you perform a search, it forwards the search directly to DuckDuckGo as normal, but also it forkbombs one of our servers, causing the CPU to spike to 100% for at least ten minutes.
(in our commitment to be eco-friendly, waste heat from our servers is directly pumped into the oceans for efficient cooling - hence the name OceanBurn!)